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Men are like snow storms you never know when they are coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like lava lamps. fun to look at but not very bright.

Men are like popcorn.they satisfy you but only for a while.

Men are like goverment bonds they take soooooo long to mature.

Men are like department stores their cloths are always 1/2 off

Men are like mascara.they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like commercials you can't beleive word they say

Men are like chocolate bars.sweet smooth& they usually heard right for your hips.

Men are like blenders you need me but you are not quite sure why.

Men are like weather.nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like bananas the older they get the less firm they are.

Men are like laxatives. they irritate the crap out of you.

FOr all those men who say why buy a cow when you can get milk for free here's an update for you:Now days,80%of women are against marriage why?? because women realized it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage..

MEN PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY LOL...:)